1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
if we do this with fanfiction
we can have gay porn nails???????
welcome to tumblr
What a good reason to buy vodka…”no I’m not going to drink it, I using it for my nails”…
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?! I LOVE YOU!
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
You think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on Tumblr
But I notice
I always notice
people who have the same name as me are competition
what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people
rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government
So freaking true.